*throws up in mouth*(NSFW because PatBateman can't control his phucking self in the office!)

"boredalways" (boredalway666) 10/24/2017 at 10:15 • Filed to: Not that kind of gross, shitpost, Runs to the border, I'm gonna go take a shit

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I think the one positive here is that this is about the cheapest way to eat one when it’s not on sale

I’m talking about a Kit Kat bar, of course.

Taco Bell and Yum Brands, folks.

http://www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/guid/35C1B892-B82B-11E7-ACD2-DB32F7BCCE3D

CalzoneGolem > boredalways 10/24/2017 at 10:19

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Only acceptable chocolate and cheese:

jimz > boredalways 10/24/2017 at 10:19

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itschrome > CalzoneGolem 10/24/2017 at 10:22

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haha yes!

Wacko > boredalways 10/24/2017 at 10:23

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you are right since they are using crappy american kitkat

But would be awesome with canadian Kitkats 

LongbowMkII > boredalways 10/24/2017 at 10:29

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It’s like a terrible crepe

Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem 10/24/2017 at 10:45

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I remember hearing of this band before, but I CAN’T PUT MY FINGER ON IT.

Chariotoflove > boredalways 10/24/2017 at 10:45

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Chocolate good. KitKat good. Tortillas good. I don’t see a problem. Street vendors have been selling Nutella crepes since forever. This just adds crunch to that. I’d eat them.

CalzoneGolem > Takuro Spirit 10/24/2017 at 10:46

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I remember them EVEN IF YOU DON’T.

Ike > boredalways 10/24/2017 at 10:57

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I’m gonna try it

Klaus Schmoll > boredalways 10/24/2017 at 11:29

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They started selling this abomination a couple months ago.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > boredalways 10/24/2017 at 11:33

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PatBateman > boredalways 10/24/2017 at 11:55

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I just yelled “WHAT THE FUCK?!” In my office when I saw this. My assistant is looking at me weird through the window.

Might want to put a NSFW tag on this.

boredalways > Chariotoflove 10/24/2017 at 12:12

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I like how you conveniently left out Taco Bell in your explanation.

It’s like Taco Bell is #1 on the Zagat list

boredalways > PatBateman 10/24/2017 at 12:13

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Made the correction. It should appear shortly.

boredalways > Ike 10/24/2017 at 12:17

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TAG!, you’re it...for doing the official Oppo review.

Oh wait, do you live in Wisconsin? Because the articles that I’ve read says its being tested in Wisconsin now.

Chariotoflove > boredalways 10/24/2017 at 12:39

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Oh, I love Taco Hell. I mean, it’s a heart attack store, but if I were immortal, I’d be eating there like three times a week.

PatBateman > boredalways 10/24/2017 at 12:41

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LMAO PERFECT TITLE.

PatBateman > Ike 10/24/2017 at 12:43

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You’re a sick individual. That, or you plan on being high when you eat it.

PatBateman > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/24/2017 at 12:44

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Proof that Taco Bell’s new target market is the “Stoner Crowd with Severe Munchies”.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > PatBateman 10/24/2017 at 12:53

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That’s been their target market since day one.

Ike > PatBateman 10/24/2017 at 15:54

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More the former then the ladder

Ike > boredalways 10/24/2017 at 15:55

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No, I may have to road trip

boredalways > Chariotoflove 10/24/2017 at 19:29

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Due to the laws of a Highlander, there would only be none if you ate there that often as an immortal.

boredalways > PatBateman 10/24/2017 at 19:30

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Thank you

WilliamsSW > boredalways 10/24/2017 at 19:30

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It is pretty high on the Zagat list for drunken teenagers at 3 AM though.

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 10/24/2017 at 19:31

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So *that’s* what you’d choose to do with your immortality? :P

boredalways > Ike 10/24/2017 at 19:32

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Oh my.

You are not well at all.

*at least make an excuse to look at a car in Wisconsin if you must road trip

boredalways > WilliamsSW 10/24/2017 at 19:34

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and UberEats

Chariotoflove > boredalways 10/24/2017 at 19:47

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Don’t make mw have to come up with a Queen cover using Taco Bell lyrics.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 10/24/2017 at 19:47

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Thought that was White Castle.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 10/24/2017 at 19:47

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If you set your standards low enough, you’ll never be disappointed.

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 10/24/2017 at 20:00

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In some order, Denny’s, White Castle, Taco Bell and there are some local Chicago joints (Flash Taco, Wiener’s Circle) that have 3 stars by that criteria too.

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 10/24/2017 at 20:00

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Hey that’s how I convinced my wife to marry me!

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 10/24/2017 at 20:01

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See?

WilliamsSW > boredalways 10/24/2017 at 20:01

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Ah if I was still single and living in Wicker Park, I’d probably know what that was.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 10/24/2017 at 20:01

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White Castle is the go to after a joint.

Or so I’ve heard.

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 10/24/2017 at 20:03

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Until I got to college, White Castle was only a rumor to me - none around me. A couple of idiots I went to school with, though, would drive from Champaign, IL to White Castle at 2 am. That meant either Indianapolis or the South Side of Chicago.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 10/24/2017 at 20:05

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yup. Indy is where I found them growing up.

boredalways > Chariotoflove 10/24/2017 at 20:22

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“Taco Bell you make my rockin’ tum go ‘round!”

boredalways > WilliamsSW 10/24/2017 at 20:33

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Instead of picking you up, Uber will deliver a food order for you.

I’ve been told that here in Indy, it’s a dead heat between Taco Bell and McDonald’s for those jonesing for late night grub.

WilliamsSW > boredalways 10/24/2017 at 21:14

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The truly drunk and uninspired will order Taco Hell from Uber eats I guess?

Chariotoflove > boredalways 10/24/2017 at 21:15

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When I went to school I’m Ithaca, the McD did delivery. But they wouldn’t deliver fries because they said they couldn’t guarantee freshness. No shakes either. So then what’s the point?

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 10/24/2017 at 21:16

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Here is your base song.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 10/24/2017 at 22:03

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Bwahahahaha! That got me!

EL_ULY > boredalways 10/25/2017 at 09:36

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flour tortillas can sometimes be made sweet. It’s been done since forever in Mexico. I suppose if it’s a sweet tortilla then it might work.

Trying my best to justify the absolute torment of my people’s culinary dignity, Taco Bell being the main culprit.